Florida Man: America’s Worst Superhero
Sofa King Podcast
Sofa King Podcast
4.8 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 97 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | a Florida man was arrested after throwing an alligator through a windies drive-thru window during a late-night argument over his order. |
| 0:07.1 | True. |
| 0:07.6 | True. |
| 0:08.7 | Okay. |
| 0:09.2 | I'm like, we studied. That's why. Yeah. Oh, fuck, you guys. I've seen. Okay. True then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Two, police responds to reports of a man riding a manatee through a marino while drinking a beer |
| 0:22.7 | blasting music from a waterproof speaker oh man I'm gonna say you couldn't write a manatee so |
| 0:28.7 | I think that one's gonna be fake but fucking who knows you don't really have to ride the manatee |
| 0:32.8 | to ride the manatee like I don't you know I'm not picturing there goes right |
| 0:38.1 | and whip |
| 0:38.5 | I'm not picturing |
| 0:39.6 | Aquaman level |
| 0:40.7 | proficiency of |
| 0:41.6 | manity |
| 0:42.1 | right |
| 0:42.4 | yeah |
| 0:42.6 | yeah yeah |
| 0:43.7 | so give me |
| 0:44.4 | the whole |
| 0:44.7 | headline |
| 0:45.1 | he could have a |
| 0:46.3 | dead |
| 0:46.5 | manate |
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