Floral Displays and Executive Pegs
The Luxury Podcast
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4.9 • 666 Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s bonus episode William rails against cubicle etiquette violations, while Jonathan shares his holiday tradition of travelling with a personal washing line and luxury-grade pegs.
The pair also advise listeners on the art of executive complaining, protocol when vacating a hotel room and which flowers - real and artificial - are fit for a luxury display in the home.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hansen. This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. Yes, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make |
| 0:21.4 | life worth living whatever your budget. So welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury podcast |
| 0:26.4 | where William and I trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles, as well as delving into |
| 0:32.5 | our lovely great big mail sacks. William, you had a good week? Yes, but you know what annoys me? What? |
| 0:38.7 | Men who use cubicles in lavatories but don't lock the door. Oh. Do you think that's weird? |
| 0:45.5 | And they go in and they either, I mean, they're two, they either have the door completely wide open, |
| 0:49.8 | so you can just see them standing there. Yeah. Urinating, which is awful. Or they go in and sort of half close the door. You see a sort of semi-open door. You're going to go in, you push, and then there's a man there. You either open the door onto him or he turns around and go, excuse me, mate. It's like, well, do you know what? If you didn't lock the door, how was I to know? Exactly. It's a cubicle. I think it would be justified if their sole motivation was that they didn't want to have to touch unnecessary door handles or locking functions. However. Get a piece of loo roll. I'm set. Well, exactly. That's what I do. But I'm sensing that's probably not the motivation. I don't think |
| 1:27.6 | they're concerned about germs. They just can't be bothered. No. No. So, no, it's uncouth. And it's happened |
| 1:32.3 | to me several times over the last couple of weeks and it really chaps my ass. Sorry. |
| 1:41.0 | Chaps your ass. Yes. Wow. My ass. |
| 1:44.8 | Where does one go for that? |
| 1:47.7 | I can point you to a few cubicles. |
| 1:53.4 | So yes, my week's been fine. |
| 1:54.8 | How about yours? |
| 1:55.9 | My week has been, yes, very good. |
| 1:57.8 | I'm still... |
| 1:58.5 | Not sleeping. |
| 1:59.4 | Still not sleeping. |
| 2:00.5 | Still training the puppy. But things are going very good. I'm still... Not sleeping. Still not sleeping. Still training the puppy. |
| 2:02.7 | But things are going very well. |
| 2:05.0 | And you have to remember what you put in, you get out in life. |
| 2:10.6 | Yeah. |
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