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that's kind of like if John Waters directed an episode of CSI. Yeah, so the city. Yeah,

yeah, very depraved. I mean, it would be CSI Baltimore, obviously. Oh, absolutely. And what

was the storyline, like, somebody was choked out by hairspray, they were locked in a car,

and then there was a tube hooked up to the window and he just sprayed aerosol hairspray

into it. Yeah, and it suffocated them. Yeah, they're beehive stiff for weeks. But yeah, but

and the body is their beehive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, stiff as a beehive. You know, as they say,

light as a feather, stiff as a beehive. Yeah, that is what they say. Yeah, at least in my version

of the craft. Anyway, hi. Hi. How are we doing today? We're doing great. The holiday season is

done finished. It's over. Yeah. And if you're listening to this on the regular regular feed,

it is the first episode after the new year 2023. Yeah, I mean, yeah, totally. I don't even know what

that's going to look like yet. So greetings from the future. Listen, I was reading some

no-stardomas predictions. Oh, yeah. It's not looking great. Oh, you mean my birthday twin,

no-stardomas? Yeah. Yes. Who also shares a birthday with Vanessa Huggins? It's true. We are the

tribe. I was going to try the tribe. Yeah, the tribe that trifecta the holy Trinity, whatever.

But yeah, what were you reading? I guess it's going to go down on Mars. Okay. Oh, shit.

War and stuff. Okay. Natural disasters. This is very no-stardomasi. I get this. Yeah, you're

no-stardomasi as on fire. Yeah, very, very, and like I was reading it. I was like, well, he didn't

say these are going to happen in 2023, but he did make these predictions. So maybe they could

happen in 2023. And I was like, slow news week, baby. We shall see. Yeah, totally. Yeah, if we're

throwing no-stardomas in the headlines, you know it's a slow-ass news week in 2022. Yeah, that's

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