It's Jordan, Jussie Go, I'm Jesse Thorne, America's Radio Sweetheart.

Jordan Morris Boy, Detective.

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it's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne, America's Radio Sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, Duke of Decidence.

Oh, my gracious! This is the last thing I expected to begin the program with.

It is I, the Duke of Decidence. Wow! I didn't even know you were a member of the Lantigentry, Jordan. Oh yes, Jesse, for years. I, you know me, I've, I enjoy indulging in pleasures that others would find sinful, but I find positively

perfect.

Sure, no, I did know that about you.

Like I knew that you love to cross your legs

on a completely brightly lit white set

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