It's Mr. Shnoos, the manager of the Fluesville Factory, bringing you Flues Mania, the fun-filled Flues challenge for Kiddos of all ages.

Today is JokeFest Day,

where I will be telling five jokes and sharing a tongue twister that you can try and say.

And you get to learn the jokes too and share them with your friends.

Now come along, down to my joke vault.

This is where I keep all my favourite jokes.

Oh, here we are!

Now, which one should I tell?

Jokes about fish?

No, you'd have to go to school.

Jokes about eggs?

No, but they are pretty good yokes.

Jokes about traffic lights.

No, I'll stop there.

I've got it. I'll tell five jokes about camping. Mind you, I've never been camping. I took off one day from the factory last year to really centre myself. I rode my six-wheeled bike around the other side of Lake Fizzy, only to go to pull out my tent and realise it had been borrowed without permission.

There was a note there that read,

Howdy Ho, Mr. Snooze, we needed to borrow your tent to patch a hole in the factory roof.

P.S. We put a hole in the factory roof. Love Waffle and Martha.

Oh, that'll teach me to try and take a day off.

Now, on to the jokes.

Joke number one.

What do elephants take with them

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