It's Mr. Schnuz, the manager of the Fluesville Factory with Flues News for you today.

I've got a lot of rather important factory news to cover, including updates from the

test kitchen with some fantastic new flavors. We've got a special notification for our

employee appreciation day, and then I get to crack open the suggestion box and hopefully find some very useful suggestions.

My hopes are not very high.

We begin our announcements with some delightful news.

Please everybody be ready to work double time tomorrow.

We need to get production back up to a reasonable

speed, which we can do now. Because Waffle and Martha won't be here for my guess is two weeks.

You see, this morning I found M attempting to have a dance party in the middle of peak hour traffic, as in standing

right in the middle, doing the macarona and wearing fruit hats. I told them I had an important

mission for them. We need to collect some very important items from up in Flugerville in order to save the factory.

Keep in mind the factory is perfectly fine but we needed a break. They should come back in a couple of weeks with a cow as white as milk, a cape as red as blood, a hair as yellow as corn, and a slipper as pure as gold.

Little do Waffle in Martha know. They're just lyrics from Stephen Sondheim's musical

Into the Woods. Thank goodness neither of them have much culture, unless you count whatever

culture grows in Martha's armpit.

Now, on to the real news. We've got an update from the test kitchen. We need to get some

guerrilla marketing started, so I'm going to tell you the name of a new Fisbar flavor,

and you just, you shout out delicious or don't do it ready

not that you'll need the second one all right trust your instincts and away we go the first fabulous

fizzbar flavor is Bubblegum Broccoli Surprise.

Okay, that's a very strong stance, I guess. Make a little note here. Bubble gum is not for everyone.

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