Flock Chicken Skin Crisps
Mike and Tom Eat Snacks
Realm
4.7 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Have I Got News for Your Ears, the spin-off of the hit CNN television program. |
| 0:07.6 | Have I Got News for You? |
| 0:09.1 | I am your host, Michael Ian Black. |
| 0:11.7 | We are expanding the Have I Got News for You cinematic universe because the news doesn't stop. |
| 0:18.5 | It just keeps newsing. |
| 0:20.1 | And so we're trying to get this stupid podcast up for your listening enjoyment. |
| 0:25.6 | Each week I will discuss the latest news and chat with great guests. |
| 0:28.9 | And Havagai News for Your Ears releases new episodes every Wednesday, |
| 0:32.8 | wherever you find your podcasts, and also maybe the places you don't. |
| 0:43.3 | Music find your podcasts and also maybe the places you don't. They're like, we're telling the story, but right away almost by pictures, you can tell the story. |
| 0:47.4 | The flock story, we love chicken and we're pretty sure you do too. |
| 0:51.1 | And then they take a shot. |
| 0:52.6 | Yeah, I don't like that. |
| 0:53.8 | What? |
| 0:54.5 | I don't like that they took that. Well, you're a vegan, right? |
| 0:57.1 | I'm a vegetarian. Well, okay. And they're taking a shot at you. They took a shot at me and I don't like that. I like it. They're like, we love chicken and we're pretty sure you do too. Sorry, vegans. |
| 1:08.8 | Fuck you, flock. |
| 1:09.9 | They hate you. |
| 1:10.7 | They're like, you suck. |
| 1:12.1 | They're like, you suck. |
| 1:12.1 | They're like, you suck, you little Casper milk toast. |
| 1:18.8 | The art that's behind me has been up for pretty much since we moved into the mid-century |
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