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The Commercial Break

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The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Bryan shares audio from a North Korean news program regarding "The Dear Leader's" horrific injury. Then Krissy finds a group of scientists trying to size up Moby's dick. Is it large enough to make a robe?? Finally, Bryan has been doing some late night "research on sex. Whether your trying to compare shoe sizes or looking for a quickie, Bryan has the hard data (pun intended). It's the quarterly sex report from TCB. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Alright, you're listening to FUQU, Krab Apples only, soft and hard rock station.

0:07.1

Sometimes it's like it's off, sometimes it's just hard.

0:09.9

Rick Rocket Stevens here with you, you know what time it is.

0:12.9

It's time for our good Fred James, Jimmy Jim Jim to come back into studio and rock you

0:17.3

through the drive time hour.

0:18.6

He'll make sure you get through that horrible Krab Apple traffic we're known for.

0:21.8

Jim, take it away.

0:22.8

A few minutes ago, I was letting in a little bit of information that I'm assuming was

0:27.7

supposed to be secret, but I was told that I'm going to be let go on Friday after my

0:32.5

show and I have since then I confirmed it and you know what I've decided just say screw

0:38.8

it and give the big middle finger to upper management instead of giving them an opportunity.

0:41.6

So first I want to say thank you to you, thank you upper management for the not so great

0:45.9

times.

0:46.9

But in the end I would not trade any of it for the world.

0:49.8

I'm grateful we spent the time together.

0:51.7

There is nothing worse than managers that think that radio people are like commodities

0:55.2

to be used up and thrown away with no longer valuable to the shareholders, which by the

1:00.5

way I've been working out.

1:01.5

I've been working without a contract.

1:03.8

That wasn't a priority.

1:04.8

Now I find out there's another deal in the works with somebody else and they're only

1:08.2

minutes away from handing me my walking papers.

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