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blooming marvelous show.

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Steve, Jobs, what?

Hello everyone, what an incredible week it's been since we last did one of these absolutely

blinding a couple of performances from United we good we good oh finally we're good. And let's just remember predictions.

Predictions. What did Paul say? Let's just think about it. Two defeats.

Oh, optimistic Paul. What happened there? What happened? Hey, listen, I'm being encouraged from left and right on Twitter to continue predicting us to lose on the basis that that appears to be the only thing keeping United winning.

Having said that my boss is convinced to that is because he's begun a

treading in horse manure before every game. That's to me seems to be a heavy price to pay to superstitiously not make any difference whatsoever to the United's fortunes.

Yeah, I'm thinking of starting to prata Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy as well to see whether that works.

Well, listen, whatever works, what are we going to do first?

Should we just get all the stupid stuff out the way and then talk about football afterwards?

I think we... stuff out the way and then talk about football afterwards.

I think we on that basis we talk about stupid stuff about 99% of the time, but hey look,

let's take it in order because you know there's some chronology to this isn't there

United out West Ham kind of negative team selection they want to thought

oh what's going on here and it clearly clearly Champions League in mind an abysmal sort of half hour

though actually result wise it was abysmal first half hour

west I'm going to up the united plane pretty well I thought

and then they're amazing turn turnaround and the stunning hat trick.

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