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Morning boys.

Good morning.

I had a driver this morning.

Oh.

And older guy and he said I had a I was driving a woman she was a makeup artist

he said people in the entertainment world they're different, aren't they?

He said it's like they're somewhat odd about.

He said in good odd, obviously it's what makes them what they are but they are odd people. I said, do you think so he said yeah and he said like we talked about presenters and then

he said come I've had some comedians in the car you expect them to... I'm not doing the accent. He had quite abroad, West Indian accent. He said,

expect them to be lively. You know, like you think, oh, comedians are, going to be lively.

He said, but, uh, they're not. said I'd Lenny Henry in the car is very quiet he said

they you think they're going to be lively but they're all hiding something the

comedians I didn't say anything. Well that's because you've

got too much to hide. I had a fabaget egg in my breast pocket.

Can I say zero to heart hate?

No.

I've had that in hotel rooms, women's saying.

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