Every year, thousands of students go on their first holiday abroad.

Our 5G roaming in 80 countries means they're connected as soon as they land.

Just to remind you to wear sunscreen love because you're as pale as a ghost.

Oh and can you send me all your friends numbers because their mothers are on to me and always keep your cash in your bumbag.

Every connection counts, which is why Ireland can count on our network,

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forward slash terms. We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are seeing this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 478 dot AC 0754

certificate number 32596.

Fletcherizing. How good would you say your table manners are John?

Scale of one to ten.

Oh, okay.

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