Fleshlight for a Chode (Disco S5E4)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2024
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
When Adira brings a bug aboard the Disco after hanging out with their ex, Captain Burnham and Commander Rayner narrowly avoid being Tuvix-ed when they attempt to blurp out of her ready room. But when a groggy future version of Zora lays out the stakes for the rest of the season, they’ll have to Quantum Leap their way through some of Star Trek: Discovery’s greatest hits in order to rectify the timeline. What would happen if Stamets met Wesley Crusher? Do hologram computers have privacy screens? Is Book going for the record? It’s the episode that refuses to show weird, old hand.
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Music by Adam Ragusea
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| 0:00.0 | Last year Adam and I and a few hundred friends of DeSoto gathered in the Masonic Lodge inside a cemetery in the heart of Hollywood. |
| 0:12.0 | Were we there to practice some dark right, some |
| 0:16.0 | sinister ritual designed to bring deceased Star Trek actors back to the |
| 0:20.5 | plane of the living? To bring an holy horde of undead nerd celebrities to earth |
| 0:26.9 | to consume the brains of the living. |
| 0:29.7 | No, we were just doing our live show of the Share Your Embarrassment Tour. |
| 0:35.0 | It's our review of Star Trek 5 and we filmed it. |
| 0:38.0 | We just wanted to let you know to get ready for that live stream announcement coming next week. |
| 0:43.7 | If you're a Max Fund member and you support our shows, |
| 0:46.4 | you'll get access to discounted tickets from membership at maximum fun. |
| 0:50.2 | org. |
| 0:50.8 | So good time to make sure those emails are delivering properly to your inbox. |
| 0:55.0 | Either way, we'll be announcing ticket links soon here and on our mailing list that you can sign up for at podshop. |
| 1:02.0 | The Share Your Embarrassment Tour is coming to |
| 1:04.9 | your living room for one last stop and you're not going to want to miss it. |
| 1:08.7 | My friends, the great experiment. |
| 1:12.1 | Discovery. Discovery. Hit it. My friends, the great experiment, discovery, |
| 1:13.9 | head in drink, drink. |
| 1:15.9 | But you look at that. |
| 1:17.8 | The greatest drink, drink. |
| 1:19.8 | And you people, your own astronauts, are some kind of Star Trek. |
| 1:29.0 | Welcome to Greatest Trek. |
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