Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

Hi, I'm Hallie Labant, and this is Mega.

Coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church, where every single week we're giving

our mega church a tiny family feel.

We love to introduce you to members of our church staff and people from our community,

and I always find it to be a treat and a treasure.

And per usual, I'm joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for

our high school ministry called Climax. Please welcome Gray Haz. God is good all the time,

Halley. How are you? Too blessed to be stressed, to anointed to be disappointed, and way too

grateful to be hateful. Well, just like Jesus had his foot washed by Mary Magdalene, a woman of the night,

our guest today has dabbled in the flesh trade, now redeemed. It's my pleasure to introduce.

Paula Poundlove, how you doing today, Paula? So grateful to be here. Thank you so much. The two of you,

the way you brought me in to your church and really

showed me the way. I just, I thank the Lord and I thank you so, so, so much.

Oh, Paula. It is just, you know, you are the first and I don't know the, really, what's the

word to use for what you used to do

I was a hookah oh I uh you know they call him sex workers now and I you know I was always I know now from

the two of you who've taught me so much, I was always under the Lord's

tutelage. And so I didn't provide every service. But I was, I was, I, you know, I made my way

in Methuen, where I was raised, Methuen Mass. I made my way as a sex worker from the time I was pretty young until maybe, until I really

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