Flesh Knife

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2013

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Note: the audience was not mic'd this episode. More horrible rapping, a new character named Big Red, a phone call to Chevy Chase and a conversation with Adam Goldberg. In D&D: our heroes fall into a pit! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, ladies and gentlemen, Harman Town is now in session!
0:20.6	Please put it together for the mayor of Harman Town.
0:25.8	It's the smooth, it's the must-tile of Jan Harman!
0:42.8	I thought they were going to keep it going.
0:44.2	Wait, that was it?
0:47.0	Oh, no, not you guys, sorry.
0:49.4	The beat.
0:52.0	I picked a beat that was only about 40 seconds long.
0:55.3	I thought we'd decided last week.
0:56.5	All right, what do we got?
0:57.7	Let's see what this is.
0:58.5	No, we decided last week and it's always good to...
1:02.4	Yeah, yeah, yo, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, smooth, wait for it.
1:12.2	Yeah, yeah, the anticipation makes it better.
1:15.1	I ain't, I represent the motherfuckers and fuck your mom with titty.
1:19.2	I do it in every nation, every state in every city.
1:22.4	I lick her pussy and put her head in the ground.
1:24.7	I fucked your mama because her ass is lost and found.
1:27.2	Got my nuts in a barrel, got my dick in a shoe.
1:30.6	Wait, I can't, I can't hear the beat.
1:33.2	What am I going to do?
1:36.2	Start over.
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