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Hi, I'm Mike Rowe, and it's come to my attention that my podcast, the way I heard it with

Mike Rowe, has been downloaded 400 million times.

Now, I realize there are other podcasts out there that have been downloaded more than

mine, but still 400 million.

It's a lot of downloads, and I was hoping that you'd make it 400 million and one.

No pressure. I know there's only so much time in your day and lots of other terrific podcasts to listen

to, but since you haven't skipped over this commercial yet, let me just tell you that the way

I heard it with Mike Rowe is not like the other podcast. And if you are, in fact, the 401 millionth download, I can't say with any

certainty precisely what you'll hear. All I know for sure is that only one person will be

responsible for 401 million downloads of the way I heard it with Mike Roe. And on behalf of everyone

at the way I heard it with Mike Roe, especially me, Mike Roe,

I sure hope that person is you.

All right.

Welcome to Dad Meet.

We made it.

We look like models for like a single dad's men's wear catalog.

This looks like one of those child support roundups

where they, like, trick dads and they're going for Super Bowl tickets.

When did the tickets come out?

You put the posture of one.

This is what?

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