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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Flat Girth Theory

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.66K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2018

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

Schulz is joined by Mike Feeney and Mike Cannon from the Irish Goodbye podcast. They chop it about Ronaldo’s #MeToo, baseball sucking, conspiracy theories, Supreme tattoos, Comedians bombing and more. INDULGE!

Transcript

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0:00.0

I wonder if it's her to lever accidentally got a douche stuck in its nose and then it like unplugged some sort of sinus issue that I've had a douche

0:12.0

Yeah, like a for girl's a giant of vacuum. Yeah, but accidentally wait wedge and doing no like a liquid like a like a drain

0:20.4

Oh that they put on I think it's I think it's a

0:22.6

Yeah, I didn't know was it just

0:25.0

I'm gonna read it's mirrored on there. It's like a it's like a tool. Yeah, yeah

0:30.0

I haven't you ever seen that what is that sausage party? That's the Seth Rogan movie where they don't they personalize like all the all the hot dogs

0:37.8

Bones plunger and Nickroll plays a douche bag. Oh

0:41.5

Tune it's like a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know

0:44.4

I don't get the thing that you like put in you insert into your vagina

0:47.9

And then it's a bag that you just fucking squeeze

0:51.6

And it flushes all the schmigman stuff out back into that bag. I'm making up like a

0:57.1

Plot me just as so do a technically a douche bag is a great thing

1:01.6

Well, no, it's opposed to actually it's got it's off the pH balance. Yeah, yeah, it cleans

1:06.4

Bush, but apparently it's not good for it at all

1:08.5

Apparently, it's like

1:09.6

Consume is a self-cleaning device and when introducing foreign washers it tends to throw it off all wonks the same reason

1:17.6

You don't wash a golden retriever. You know what it means is got the natural oils in the coat if you shampoo a golden retriever

1:22.5

Fucks it all up. It's true golden retrievers right after they shower they actually run outside and then rub themselves on the grass because it hides their scent

1:30.4

Guys, this show has been brought to you guys suburbs

1:34.5

Golden retrievers. I didn't grow up with a washer dryer

1:38.7

You mean golden retriever

1:40.7

But that's why you see girls rubbing their pussy on grass all those

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