Flat Earth | 25
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2017
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Everyone needs a hobby and it turns out there’s a whole slew of people out there who’s hobby is believing the earth is flat. Flat like “sail off the end” flat. Some of them are even celebrities. We hear from a few on why they believe this ain’t no oblate spheroid. Plus Conspiracy Bot makes a friend, the Perfect Strangers theme song comes into play, and Brent might or might now have been visited by Reptilians (spoiler alert – it involves his gallbladder). All of that and more on the show that doesn’t believe the Earth is flat, but knows most of Madonna’s music is…Hysteria 51.
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| 0:00.0 | The following is the fourth hand protection. |
| 0:03.0 | If I say that the world is round and someone else says it's flat, |
| 0:08.0 | that's worth reporting. |
| 0:10.0 | We don't have time for a meeting of the Flat Earth Society. |
| 0:14.0 | They must have been founding members of the Flat Earth Society. |
| 0:19.0 | They would not have believed that the world was around. |
| 0:22.0 | We looked around at this flat, beautiful land. |
| 0:25.0 | And in case there are any conspiracy theorists out there, |
| 0:28.0 | how would you prove to us that you're in zero gravity? gravity. Earth Society. But show why you're all. |
| 0:57.0 | Mind control to major to talk. |
| 1:00.0 | It's all. Earth is flatting |
| 1:05.0 | flat and there's a dome above us all. This is mine control to major Tom. a major term We fool the human race |
| 1:27.0 | Now the existence of God is so far away. |
| 1:34.0 | I'm controlled to major tone. |
| 1:40.0 | Major Tom. on. |
| 1:48.0 | Mind control to major, Earth is flat and there's a major. Earth is next |
| 1:53.0 | flat and there's a door above a soul. |
| 1:59.0 | Bat shit crazy pays a visit this week as we talk all things flat earth. |
| 2:03.4 | That's next on Hysteria 51. |
| 2:05.8 | Mind control to Major Tom. |
| 2:09.0 | Life is a mystery. |
| 2:11.2 | Confusion is all around us. The truth is out there, but you won't find it here. |
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