Hello?

Hello?

A Hello?

Oh, this is so

Oh, this is so exciting.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

It sucks you in.

You make us feel important.

You are important.

My name is Sotti Pita and I'm going to kill you. Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Hey, hey, it's the Harlan Highway, and uh, oh my gosh I I put a little thing out there last week and I said to the ladies I said ladies

Call my answering machine tell me how you'd woo me, how you'd take me on a date,

how you would romance me, how you would sway me, seduce me, whatever. Hello!

And we got some great messages, man.

Oh, I just want to, I want to go out with all these girls.

Let's roll them, man.

Hey Harlan, for a hot hot date where I first do is probably take you out for some really great Mexican food.

Then to an avalanche game and then you'd have to go to Red Beecher Square with me and do shots and vodka and eat pickles until we puke.

He he he!

Oh yes, now that is romance, eatingles till you a puke. Oh baby bring it on. Now that's a date.

I'll bring the bar bags you bring the bix pickles oh classic what else we got

Harlan I've got a great idea for our first date you me scarlet johanson and a trampoline keep it simple okay I'll keep it simple yes I'm in simple

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