Hello?

Hello?

A Hello?

Oh, this is so

Oh, this is so exciting.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

It sucks you in.

You make us feel important.

You are important.

My name is Sotti Pita and I'm going to kill you.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Okay, how many of you have taken a test drive? And I'm not talking about you're

shopping for a new car and you know you get behind the wheel and you take it out for

spin around the neighborhood. I'm talking about

when you go shopping for a new chair or a couch.

Yeah, that's right. You're at IKEA or you're at the local furniture store you ever catch

yourself doing that so-called taking the chair or the couch for a test drive right you know what I mean you want to know what it's going to feel like to sit in it so you you sit down in it well I've got to I've got to know what this thing feels like it looks like a

good chair but well let me get my ass in the seat and see what happens and then you like sit down in it and you just sit there for a minute.

Very awkward, you're just sitting in a chair for 40 seconds, wiggling your butt and people are looking at you. Why the hell is he sitting down?

I don't know. He doesn't look tired. You kind of don't know what to do, you just kind of look

straight ahead and you're waiting for the chair to start

moving or do something but you just sit there kind of thinking what what the hell am I thinking

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