Flashback: In the Car with Johnny Pemberton
Do You Need A Ride? with Chris Fairbanks and Karen Kilgariff
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4.9 • 7.8K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
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In this classic episode, Karen and Chris pick up the hilarious and talented actor/comedian Johnny Pemberton at his, difficult for them to find, home and record his ride to UCB Theater.
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| 0:00.0 | Are you leaving all you want to wait back home? Either way we want to be there. |
| 0:08.0 | Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim, give us a time and date, terminal and gate. |
| 0:17.0 | We want to send you off in style. |
| 0:21.0 | We want to welcome you back home |
| 0:25.0 | Tell us all about it. |
| 0:27.0 | Were you scared or was it fine? |
| 0:30.0 | Malporn. Now form. Do you need a ride? Do you need a ride? Do you need a ride? Do you need a ride? Do you need a ride? Do you need a ride? Do you need a ride? Do you need a ride? A ride. |
| 1:05.0 | A ride. |
| 1:08.0 | Uh, with Karen and Chris. |
| 1:10.0 | Welcome to Do you need a ride. This is Chris Fairbanks. This is Karen Kilgaref. |
| 1:17.0 | Karen is currently and I'm not kidding crimping her eyelashes curling them with one of those |
| 1:26.5 | clockwork orange keep me up all night to watch horrible things so I can rehabilitate. |
| 1:35.0 | Scissors. They have scissors as the handle. |
| 1:38.0 | I have tried them before, I had an older sister, |
| 1:41.0 | and I've found that if they don't have the little rubber gasket on them. |
| 1:45.0 | Oh yeah and they will pinch your lid to the point of bleeding. |
| 1:48.0 | Oh you, oh no, you pranked yourself. |
| 1:51.0 | I mean who knows where I'd be today gender wise and pronoun |
| 1:56.4 | wise had I not been painfully pinched in the eyelid I'm like you know what this |
| 2:02.1 | drag thing isn't for me that hurt like hell it is hard to be a woman we all know that but I mean some people don't realize my cousin Lisa |
| 2:10.3 | is a step she used to separate she put on mascara and then separate her eyelashes with a needle so that it would you know because it was |
| 2:18.6 | pumpy this is this was back in the light late 70s where there was really no |
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