In a world where the U.T.H virus has spread across the entire dynasty community.

Where are,'re here?

Howdy, fella. Looks like you've landed yourself in our premium prisoner interrogation room available for 2999.

Chancellor Parsons, I swear.

I didn't know Torrey Smith crossed the H Apex. I swear.

I'd understand that, but Torrey Smith is a Paulman's Doug Baldwin.

Uh, that's actually not true in any way whatsoever, Doug.

Anyway, we may have found ourselves another elder collector. I thought we explained

in the Uth Academy that you must trade players before they reach age 27 for future draft picks.

What you have done is unforgivable.

Only once you have

removed all expectations of winning.

Only then will you be ready to live under the helmet?

Did you learn nothing at the UTH Academy boy?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm looking more closely at this man's profile now Doug. It seems he never attended the Academy or even accessed my rankings.

By the way, you can access my latest rankings.

Go to under the helmet to forward slash bankrupt dash rankings and for 8999

you can see which players I like more than others. You know who you won't find in my

rankings? Tori Smith. Now take this man till the wind now minds!

That will teach them to value unproven players higher than the proven ones.

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