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This is the John Fuglesang podcast.

Welcome back. It has been a truly insane week, and that means it's time for me to gather

some of the finest non-experts I can get from the New York City comedy world, and we are

not disappointed today. Look, there's a reason comedians are trusted more than journalists

or politicians. You know why? For a joke to be funny, it has to have an element of truth.

If you laugh at a joke, it means your brain recognize something true, and that's why

comedians are the only people with any credibility in modern America. Now that I've explained

the science on that, let's meet today's contestants. Bachelorette number one is a stand-up comic and an actor.

She is a host of two different podcasts, being reasonable with Ellen Caris and Caris Comedy Corner.

She is the Greek goddess of comedy, and she's also the author of the children's book, Special People, Godparents in the Orthodox Christian faith, which is the only book.

Rhonda Santis has not banned yet in Florida.

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