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The Nick DiPaolo Show

Flash Back Monday: Comedy Central | Nick Di Paolo Show #1455a

The Nick DiPaolo Show

Acid Tongue Inc.

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.7 โ€ข 2.3K Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 18 September 2023

โฑ๏ธ 21 minutes

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Summary

Today we revisit the Comedy Central days from Lounge Lizards (1996) to CC Presents (2002)!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

[โ™ช OUTRO MUSIC PLAYS

0:30.5

MR.

0:38.6

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0:39.5

THERE ARE REST in me

0:41.4

MYรกr the entire gang

0:41.8

Where are you?

0:42.2

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0:44.3

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0:46.3

YOURthren

0:48.0

NOBIS

0:48.8

MYเคฏ

0:57.6

Don't touch me there daddy. Ladies and gentlemen, Nick DiPolo.

1:13.6

Alright, nice to be here at Liberace's Yard sale. This is beautiful.

1:18.6

So nice to be here folks. Vegas makes me want to sing.

1:23.6

I'm not gunna. That's where all the money is.

1:26.6

If you guys read in the paper, the Gillette company off its easy top, the Rock Group,

1:30.6

6 million bucks to shave their bids on a national TV commercial.

1:34.6

And they turned it down. They faults. For 6 million bucks, I let some guy with a nervous condition,

1:39.6

shaved my ass with a bolo knife.

1:44.6

Yeah, give Katherine Hepburn three cups of black coffee that are chasing me with a weed whacker for a half-hour.

1:49.6

You can...

1:56.6

And the quote in the paper is, money isn't important. It's our health accounts.

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