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You guys this morning got off to a rough start for me.

I hate, you know I hate to waste food.

Like it is my, I'm like somebody's Sicilian grandmother.

I cannot stand to waste food. And I will. I mean, I'm not going to

eat something that's clearly going to kill me that's in the fridge. But if there's something

in that fridge that needs to done get eaten, I'll find a way to like, all right, I'll just dump some

salts on. I hate to waste. This morning I got up. I made my usual oatmeal,

because I'm trying to eat 10 different plant foods a day. So oatmeal, chia seeds, walnuts,

banana, and a sprinkle of brown sugar. And I usually add almond milk to it, but I was really

tired this morning. I stayed up way too late last night watching

something. And I accidentally made my oatmeal with a half a cup of Kevin's half and half

instead of my almond milk. I bet that's rich. Listen, I can't have cow's milk. So the oatmeal

looked and smelled funny when I took it out. And I'm like, what the heck? And then I realized what I'd done. And I thought, well, okay, it's not bleach. I mean, I can definitely eat it. It's not like I put klorox in there. I can't get it down. I ate a mouthful and the taste of it and the like my body just rebelled against it.

And I can't do it and I have to throw it away.

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