Everyone goes to bed and Kizzy tells Joe they should go to bed before they fall in love.

Sounds like something Humphrey Bogart would say before he slapped a woman.

You know what I mean?

You better get out of here, miss.

Before we fall in love.

I came here to get away from it all.

And here you are, waltzing back into my life.

I hit you for that. And then he does. He smacks her in the face.

Now get out of here, you dumb bitch. And then after that, they do make love. And she carries his shot. Hey, hello and welcome aboard another brand spanking episode of Bad Television.

That's Long for Bad TV.

And I'm Long for Dylan.

That's Patrick.

Permission to come aboard. Hey, Kay, how are you doing? I'm good. How are you? I'm. And I'm long for Dylan. That's Patrick. Permission to come aboard.

Hey, Kay, how are you doing?

I'm good.

How are you?

I'm good.

So we had C-RatCon this Friday. We'll probably release that footage. I don't know. Sometime. Sometime. We had a great time. I want to think. It was a really good time. Want to thank everyone, Captain Kerry.

We had Haley Pinto, the Balkan Biscuit, Damo.

You know who you are, Chef Serena. It was a real good time. Gabby. Gabi Baragan. But Captain Kerry, thanks very much for showing up. I mean, all the C-Rots, but Carrie was out ripping it up for his birthday. And he took time to spend with the listeners. That was great. And thanks to all the listeners that participated in it. It's very fun. We'll probably do it again next year. And then next year we're going to celebrate our 10th. I don't need to promote this, but we're definitely going to have a fan meetup in person next year. Oh, really? To celebrate our 10 years. Yeah. I don't know. I'll get us a cake. We have not been doing this 10 years. We've been doing it since 2017. Oh, that makes me so sad. I mean, happy too. But, you know, I just, you know, every day before we record, we have a little mantra. We go, we're taking down Rogan. And we just haven't taken him down yet. Not yet. There's still time. Yeah, there's still time. You know what, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan. Hold on. Some of these old bastards, I'm talking about Bill Burr. That son of a bitch. You're talking about Bilber? Bill Burr. Rogan. All those guys, it took them 30 years. It's just going to take us 15 to get to the top.

I say 12. We're coming for that ass, Rogan. That meaty ass. Okay, so we've got below deck to talk about tonight. Yeah. If you want Real Housewives of Salt Lake, go to patreon.com slash another podcast network. If you're a fan of Beverly Hills, listening in the same feed. Another public service announcement, go see, sorry, baby. It's so fantastic. It really, really is so fantastic. It's like such an unbelievable. It's just such a rejuvenating thing to witness. You're the second person to recommend that to me. I think the first. No, someone else that was... I think I was before them.

Fair enough.

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