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The Brilliant Idiots

The Brilliant Idiots

Comedy

4.612K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz are back with another wild episode of The Brilliant Idiots. The crew kicks off stereotyping each other (in the most Brilliant Idiots way possible), debating Jewish lawyers, doctors, AI, Hollywood, the Saudis buying the film industry, and why Jersey might actually be the future of entertainment. They get into politics, ICE raids in NYC, TikTok creating fake personalities, and how people swear they know your beliefs off a 30-second clip. Chris considers “activating his white privilege,” Charlamagne explains cheer dad life, and somehow Cam Newton fights a mascot. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: ⁠https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots⁠ 2Chainz - The Voice in my head is God ⁠Pre Order⁠ The Black Family Who Built America - Cheryl McKissack Daniel ⁠Order Link⁠ Uncommon Favor - Dawn Staley ⁠Order Link⁠ No Holes Barred -Mandi B & Weezy WTF ⁠Order Link⁠ Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God ⁠Order Link⁠ Check out Andrew Schulz ⁠www.theandrewschulz.com⁠ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" ⁠https://blackeffect.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.6

Yep, Shalameen, the guy.

0:32.0

Andrew Shoeh.

0:32.7

We are the brilliant idiots podcast.

0:34.1

Back for another week of brilliant idiot.

0:36.2

Yes, sir.

0:38.1

Chris. Okay, oh, great. Okay, how you doing? Oh, we are we out here talking, man. We was talking so much shit before the podcast even started, bro. No, we was, you was stereotyping. You know, this is what we do really good on this show. That's how we warm up. Profile, we stereotyped. Yeah. You know, who is our resident-Azan. He has two things covered for us, right? And you said that... Jewish-Asian is what, Sharma. What did I say? That sounded, I don't know. What you're going to do now? I just want to clap on. What's you going to do now? It sounded like Hongky tongue. You got up to Jewish agent.

1:11.3

I don't know.

1:11.9

That's what I thought he said to.

1:26.5

Jewish Asian. He's our Jewish Asian. Both. He represents Israel and Taiwan. All right. And Brooklyn. And Ireland. And Ireland. No, I don't do that. I'm tired of motherfuckers claiming Ireland, bro. Be about it. I'm about to claim it in a very big way.

1:27.0

Really?

1:27.7

You moving?

1:29.7

God damn.

1:27.7

Donnie got him be about it. I'm about to claim it in a very big way. Really? You moving? God damn. Donnie got him out of him, bro. Damn. Donnie got you out of here? I have strong Irish roots and I'm embracing them. It has nothing to do with anybody coming in or out of power. Man, get the fuck out of here. You see this guy all of a sudden want to be Irish? Chris, you brought up a good point. You said, what did you say about Jewish lawyers?

1:44.7

I said, Jewish lawyers are about to be done. Chat Chb T is taking away. No, what happens, Chris said, you need the Jews. We're the best doctors and we're the best lawyers. Yes. You said Indians took over the doctors, which is true. That's a fact. Lawyers, chatatsybt might come for that. Yeah. Not in terms of being in the court. A certain type of lawyer that only works with contracts. Just looking at the contracts, chat ChbT are going to look over everything. The lawyer who's a dealmaker or a connector, a job finder, they're always going to have a role. But if you're just pushing paper, you got a problem.

2:19.3

Yes, go on, go on. And then what else were you saying? The Saudis are taking over Hollywood. Saudis are taking over Hollywood. Thank you so much. That's the other thing I said. I said, Jews, you guys start producing movies again. You spend too much money on A-Pack. You need to spend money on H-Pack, which is Hollywood.

2:33.9

Damn!

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