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Flagrant Crew's CLOSEST Near Death Experiences | Andrew Schulz & Akaash Singh

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Comedy

4.46.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:15.2

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0:25.2

What do you think was your closest near-death experience in your whole life?

0:28.3

I almost drowned. That was it? Yeah. Yeah, I thought it would be better than that. I mean, I should be dead.

0:38.2

It's pure luck I'm alive. I don't think people realize how close I was to death.

0:41.9

Yeah, I'd still rest though. Yeah, I thought you were under maybe like five seconds.

0:46.0

No, I took out a breath of water. I had no more air. I went to take a breath and then water

0:51.5

went into my body. And then you got free. Was you washing it free? Were you coughing like crazy?

0:58.4

You came up? No, I was just, this is so weird, but I kept thinking like, oh my god, I can't imagine

1:07.1

what Emma is going to think and feel. She's just going to keep looking and notice I'm not coming up.

1:13.6

And I kept playing the scenario of her going, oh, fuck, do I run out there and get her? How do I

1:20.1

get attention? There's only one other guy in the water. Like what the fuck? And I kept seeing that

1:25.2

playthrough in my head. So you go catch you a lot. You're like, yo, I don't want to think I'm

1:28.4

pussy. Yep. Bring all those water. Basically, yeah, I think that was it closest. I don't know

1:34.8

what about you guys. What was the closest life or death? What's yours? I mean, I have a few. Do you

1:38.6

really? Yeah. What's the closest? I want to have a gun pointed at my face point, black range.

1:44.5

Yeah. Hypothetically, you had a gun point at your face. Hypothetically? Well, well, I don't know if

1:49.2

you want to. All right. It's okay. So what happened? None. It's just like two gang rivalry situations.

1:56.0

Stupid shit. I didn't even have any beef with the guy. He just came up on you. No, it was like we

2:00.6

were together, like group on group. Okay. And like, dude, take out a gun. I happened to be like

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