The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.

Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.

So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.

It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show exactly what it looks like when you're

all there in bar and postal stuff.

Stay tuned.

All right, I'm Alexander Edward.

And I'm Tony Boswell. And we are Minion Death Cult.

The world is ending.

Rangler and the live action Lady in the Tramp movie are responsible.

We're documenting it.

So, hey, just the two of us today.

Back to the original lineup. Just the two of us.

I mean, it's hard for me not to sing the song, but I just, my throat's not with it. I just know I don't have the voice to do Will Smith justice.

He's such a good singer. You don't want to fuck that up.

Well, the heart of it. I don't want to affect the heart of it, you know. So we have a fun show for you

folks today. We're not going to be announcing the winners of the Patreon contest until next week, because that's when all the cards will be cleared.

That's when we will get the money to donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds and we will be posting receipts from that donation.

Thank you so much for everybody for signing up to the Patreon.

If you want to get bonus content nearly every week, it's patreon.com slash manian death cult,

p-at-r-e-on.com slash minion death cult. We did not post an episode last week because I worked three back-to-back 12-hour shifts

that I think probably took several years off of my life.

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