"Fixing" Celia
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
On the Season Finale of “Shrink This,” Lisa and Nick earn their upcoming hiatus when they attempt to help their long-suffering producer, Celia. From health anxiety and 911 spirals to roommate blowups, Celia has been through it, baby, and our microphone superheroes try to help her through her latest trials and tribulations. Expect ruthless honesty, coaching she’ll definitely ignore, and talk of bras and brain scans. Happily, Celia ends up with a surprisingly useful plan for her to stop stressing and hold onto her friends. It’s therapy-adjacent… with dick jokes.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:04.6 | Lisa Lampinelli is not a licensed therapist or life coach. |
| 0:08.0 | She is a meddling advice giving Yenta and know it all. |
| 0:10.4 | And her words come from her head, her heart, and often out of her ass. |
| 0:13.8 | This podcast should not be misconstrued as therapy. |
| 0:16.1 | It should be ticking with a huge grain of salt for entertainment purposes only. |
| 0:21.6 | Lisa. You need help. |
| 0:24.4 | You're the problem. |
| 0:28.5 | Oh, come on. |
| 0:30.8 | Calm down. |
| 0:33.9 | Go rehab. |
| 0:35.6 | Take a bail. |
| 0:37.4 | I think you're insane. Beautiful. Go to rehab. Take a bill. |
| 0:40.5 | I think you're insane. |
| 0:43.7 | Do what I say, dumb ass. |
| 0:46.8 | Listen to me. |
| 0:50.3 | Oh, fuck you. Oh, my God. |
| 0:52.5 | We have our work cut out for us today. Oh, we're here. Welcome to you. Oh my God. We have our work cut out for us today. |
| 0:56.6 | Oh, we're here. |
| 0:57.9 | Welcome to get this, the season finale of Shrink This with Lisa Lampinelli. |
| 1:04.3 | Don't worry, we will be back with season two whenever the fuck we want to. |
| 1:08.9 | Don't want to ask me for the date. |
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