It's the holiday season, and with that in mind, we are trying to find the perfect gift for the Blackhawks in our lives.

And it's an aura frame. So I'm going to let you go first. Age before beauty. What do you got on your list for the Blackhawks?

My first gift for the Blackhawks this year, I think, is the biggest and most expensive gift in the group.

It's a brand new shoulder for Connor Bedard.

This team sorely misses him.

Yes.

And even though it seems hopefully that it's not going to be a long-term issue

that's going to keep him out of the lineup,

we need him back as fast as possible.

So a brand new shoulder, I don't care how you get it.

It could be made by a 3D printer.

It could come off of a cadaver.

It could be AI.

I don't care.

But a brand new functioning shoulder for Connor Bardard so that he can get back in the lineup as soon as possible.

We need Connor Badard to be made of the stuff that Terminator 2 was made out of. Like that liquid molten metal that just reforms. Or we got to get him like the animadium like Wolverine where like you can't kill him or like Deadpool. Yeah, Wolverine where his bones are basically, you know, metal and his skin regenerates. Can we get that done by the new year?

Yeah.

That would be great.

I think that that's possible.

Modern science is advanced enough.

What are you getting in the black?

I am getting a humane shock collar for Tavo Tervining.

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