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journalism. Hello, I'm Matt Kelly. And I'm Matt Dancona. And this is the two mats for the

weekending Friday, the 1st of September. A pair of law-abiding citizens, it says here. Matt,

what did we talk about this week? Oh, we had a lot to talk about this week. We talked about the thrilling elevation of Mr. Grant Chaps. And we talked about Ulez, Ulez vandalism, and

Tory hypocrisy. And we also had a game of two halves about Louis Rubialis, didn't we? Yeah, we had

one of our rare domestics about Rubialis,

although it was a semi-domestic, I'd say. You know, it was a kind of quasi-domestic. No doors were

slammed or ceramics broken. I think I'm going to give you the home win on that match, I think.

Well, the VAR will have to check that one out.

What are we going to call this week's episode?

Grant Five Jobs Chaps.

I like that very much indeed.

Let's do that then.

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