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I'm Amy and I have a little problem.

I like stealing things.

It's not like big things, just like candy and gum and costume jewelry sometimes.

I never thought I'd get caught, but I did.

And when I did, I got fucked. Royally. It happened in a little grocery mart a couple blocks from

where I live. It was pretty late and the store was about to close. I grabbed a few bags of chips and thrust him into my large purse,

but I walked up to the counter with a pack of gum. Not an idiot. I do pay for some stuff.

The guy behind the counter told me he'd ring me up in a sec. He was

closing, he said, and he had to lock the door so no one else would come in and he flipped

the open sign to closed, turned the outside light off, and then walked back behind the

register, and then I realized I was the only one in there.

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