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All Up Innes

Five Beer Courage

All Up Innes

Josh Innes

News, Comedy, Sports, Entertainment News

2.4526 Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

I went to the IHeart Radio Jingle Ball last night. I was at a client party and was feeling kind of awkward. This is an issue I've been having lately. I just assume everyone hates me. It's weird. Anywho, I drink a few beers and I become the life of the party. How can I replicate this feat without booze?

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0:00.0

All right. So this morning I got up, not hung over, because I don't get hung over. I may have

0:05.0

still been intoxicated from last night because we had the jingle ball show with Nellie and

0:10.5

Shine Down. A regret I have is that I didn't see Shine Down earlier this year when I could have

0:15.8

because Shine Down crushes. They only did like four songs at this. I'm standing right there

0:20.8

next to the stage,

0:22.1

all access pass, watching Shine Down. And my God, Shine Down is good. Nelly is good. It's all fun stuff,

0:28.0

man. And I got intoxicated at this thing. Well, first of all, let me play a couple commercials.

0:34.0

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1:44.0

But, like, there's got to be something.

1:47.7

There's got to be something.

1:47.7

There's got to be some sort of medication or something that can help you recreate the way you feel mentally and how free you feel mentally after like five beers.

1:59.7

Not like balls out drunk or anything like that. Not like,

2:03.0

oh, look, I'm blackout drunk or I've had 15 beers. But here's the thing about me. I talked

2:08.0

about this a little bit on the radio show today. So one thing about me is that like I've become

2:13.4

sort of an introvert over the last couple of years. And I think part of it stems from the fact

2:21.1

that I, that I've worked in places that have kind of beaten me down and made me think that

2:27.1

like people just, like, don't really like me. I think it really kind of started in Philly,

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