All right, touch table on a little football.

Get back to the phone calls.

Got a lot left to do. David, go ahead, buddy. So here's what I want to do. I'm going to go through it. Coaches, there's been a lot of hiring here. I want to go through fits here. Oh, on. Before we get to the hirings, I think this would be a good time to just mention a school that can't hire a coach. That's what I wanted to do first.

Okay, let's start with Penn State first, okay? I think this would be a good time to just mention a school that can't hire a coach.

That's what I wanted to do first.

Okay, start with Penn State first, okay?

Everybody has hired a coach.

Penn State, I believe, was the second program to fire their coach,

and yet they still have no coach getting turned down left and right.

Including by Jeff Brum today.

And Brom's a guy who's had an extension on his desk for six weeks and hasn't signed it.

I mean, reminded me when Harbaugh had the extension and refused to sign it.

I thought he was leaving.

Penn State has gotten to the point now.

They may be in the

Brian Kelly sweepstakes. He may be the only

thing that can galvanize

the fan base because what

else do you have? Listen.

You've been turned down. You got turned

down by BYU's coach and crumble

cookies. You were the first to fire your

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