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Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Fishing For Eyeball Mucus

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

News, News Commentary, Society & Culture, Comedy, Documentary, Stand-up

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 My Painful Shits And Irritated Butt Hole 2:09.155 Playing Lost Ark / RPG Games Ridiculous Quests 5:54.590 Thursday Lane Is Back! 11:05.126 Church Of Gail Made Love To Satan And Jesus 14:48.543 Female Showdown In A Florida Parking Lot 18:34.396 Female Showdown At A Wendy’s Drive Thru 20:53.000 Crazy Bitch […]

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0:00.0

Freaks, it's Monday, February 14, 2022 coming up on the program today, doping on that

0:06.0

Jujim. Plus, what's it like to have sex with Jesus?

0:10.3

Tik-Tockers are going wild over the newest trend of mucus fishing

0:14.2

and the man who married Joseph Biden's transgender daughter.

0:17.8

All this was your voicemail today!

0:19.8

Hey Timmy, move this is Side Show listener Luke Cool calling in. It's thought I would have a nice

0:28.4

live recording for you. I have a colonoscopy tomorrow and I'm starting the cleanse so I thought you'd like to hear the pre-cleansing orchestra.

0:39.0

Here you go. Oh, The Oh, no, no. Oh, It makes the distorted view show with Tim Hanson.

1:55.0

Stuffed my fucking asshole.

1:57.0

And it's sick.

1:58.0

Stuffed the fucking shit box.

2:00.0

The guy, he's in the dirty underwear or something.

2:02.0

I don't know, he's in the dirty underwear or something.

2:02.6

I don't know, he's sniff freak.

2:04.6

Hot dog and Jumbo will not be seen this morning so that we may bring you the following.

2:09.3

Yes, Tim Anton back here with you starting a new week of programs. You just listened to about a minute and a half worth of someone's shitting.

2:18.6

Really almost venturing into a test of patience territory. That was a lot of hot liquid poo as Gabriel

2:27.7

chana might say. A lot of hot liquid poo just went out all at once. That's exactly what she would say. I had a very similar

2:36.1

weekend although I was not preparing for a colonoscopy I was just shitting my brains out for

2:41.7

reason still unknown.

2:43.4

I think it has something to do with peanut butter.

2:45.8

I don't know, I got this Amazon deal.

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