First-Year Teacher Horror Stories!!

Teachers Off Duty

Bored Teachers

Comedy, Stand-up

4.6 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Happy Teacher Appreciation Week!! Get ready for some flashbacks, our hosts KC Mack, Bri Richardson also known as HonestTeacherVibes, and The Angry Gym Teacher himself, Tom Filline are sharing some of the cringiest (and hilarious) first year teacher stories!!

From 'phantom children' in overcrowded classrooms to the Great Glitter Explosion of fourth period, you’re not ready for these rookie teacher stories. KC admits to a mix-up that left his students brilliantly sparkling for days, Bri shares the "mystery of the mouse in the cereal box" that turned her science lesson upside down, and Tom explains how he navigated the scare of losing—and finding—a student during his first stint in the classroom.

It's no secret that teaching is a tough job, but what happens when teachers start bullying each other? Despite the hard days, teaching is a gift that shapes future generations. KC shares his innerbattle experience of not being able to flunk a student, no matter how hard he tried.

JUMP RIGHT TO IT!

2:15 - Rookie Teaching Myths

7:40 - "Phantom Children" Classroom Story

13:25 - Great Glitter Explosion Aftermath

21:10 - Hide and Go Seek the Lost Student

35:30 - Keeping High Spirits in Low Times

43:00 - Insane Rookie Mistakes

Teaching is a tough job, but someone's got to do it. Grab your safety coffee mug, turn the volume up, and tune in to this week’s episode of Teacher’s Off Duty!

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0:00.0	Hey everybody on this week's episode of teachers off duty podcast we're talking about horror stories from our first year of teaching
0:06.5	We're talking about dying our students green trying to teach during COVID and losing our students at the super dome stay tuned you don't want to miss it Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you, Hey what's up teacher homies. It's your man Casey back welcome back for another episode of the
0:45.3	teacher's off-duty podcast the board teachers comedy tour takeover and it is me like I said
0:50.2	Casey Mack back in the flesh with my wonderful people.
0:54.0	Are you here in spirit?
0:56.0	What?
0:58.0	I'm sick of you in these inter-dites.
1:04.0	We're actually here.
1:08.0	I'm sorry.
1:11.0	Casey, I'm freaking love you. I'm coming back in a flash.
1:14.0	You made me think about it like,
1:15.0	wait a minute.
1:16.0	Did I die you come back?
1:18.0	Was I a ghost?
1:19.0	I was here?
1:20.0	This is the kind of month we've been having.
1:23.0	If you've been tuned in, then you definitely know what we've been doing.
1:26.0	And again, all month I have my guy here.
1:28.0	All month I've been here, Tom, Angry Gym teachers.
1:31.0	I've been here all month, it's been's flown by real fast. Yeah almost like a matter like eight hours or so. Yeah, lots of fun. It's crazy. It's crazy.
1:38.0	It's crazy. Hey besties's Honest Teacher Vives. Honest
1:44.1	Teacher Vives Never Lies when she tells you that the vibes of the
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