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I don't know why.

I'm just excited about the mailbag episode. Nothing wrong with a little Tuesday

show. It's Tuesday, March 31st, the year of our Lord, 2006, jam-packed, high atop a very

allergen-laden, downtown Nashville, Tennessee. Challenge number one, submit good questions for the

mailbag episode. That's on you. Challenge number two, do not sneeze on

air. And that's on me. Time will tell. First year coaches, we've got a question about that.

How many of them are going to ever win a national title? How many of them are even here? Five years

from now, not in terms of being alive, but in terms of still being employed by their current institution.

The health of college football, I made a resolution, a spring resolution, not to be so doom and gloomy this year.

So, I'm going to mean, as happy as I can, while still telling the truth about college football's health rating.

Speaking of truth, we're talking about Sark in this show.

We're talking about some scheduling stuff.

We're talking about all sorts of different things because the state mailbag is wide open.

Could go a number of different directions. They're watching us in San Diego, California, Round Rock, Texas.

Where else? Provo, Utah, Millbrook, Alabama checking in. We all know who's watching in Milbrook. We don't.

Bradley does, though. A reminder, please subscribe to the channel, not for me, for Bradley.

Bradley's really the one who puts that in the rundown every day.

Speaker series is going great. We did Mike Elko on Monday. We're going to do another, I would say a notable head coaching name in the old college football

profession out there later this week. That's why we're doing the show on Tuesday. That's a lie.

We just wanted to get out of town for Easter as well. But we will have another big name

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