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First World Problems – Burnt Fingerprint

kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

Comedy

4.51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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You love to complain… We love listening. Tell us about your first world problems! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Kidcratic Morning Show.

0:02.0

First World Problems, where luxury feels like a burden. Yeah, you got a first world problem. You give us to call at 800, 543, 3548. Here's an example of one that came in on the text. All right. Get it off your chest. It's cool to complain to your friends, and then we laugh about it, move on, boom. I know there's worse things going on for example first world problem guys my electric kettle died this morning i'll rest in peace yo so now i have

0:27.1

to boil water on the stove to make my french press coffee hashtag first world like the 1600s

0:34.6

it just ruins your routine it really does it's like How do you even just live like that? Oh, I was going to say, I want to open a nightclub in England called the electric kettle. That's how she. That's a whole name. Yeah, yeah. But it has to be England. That's very British. Right. And you drink espresso martinis. I used one almost every weekend with my French press. Really? Yeah, the kettle put it on my stove, turn on. Oh, that's not electric. Does a whistle? Uh, yes, it does whistle. And then I'm playing Fortnite. I have to go stop and go get it. Yeah, I know because you always end up leaving us. Anyway, real quick, before we get to your calls, I talked about the three

1:12.5

minute shower rule. And I got excited because, you know, I want my kids to take three minute long

1:17.5

showers to save money because my gas bill has been quiet. That's a three minute shower rule?

1:22.5

No, it was going on TikTok. No, so that's what I thought it was. You take a three minute long shower.

1:26.3

No, that's not what it means. Okay. The three minute long shower is doctors and dermatologists say that after you shower, the three minutes after you are done shower are the most pivotal when it comes to your skin care. Because your skin loses water fast. So after you step out of the warm shower, water on your skin starts evaporating really quickly. As it evaporates, it actually pulls moisture out of your skin. What happens? Dries it out, makes you all itchy and ashy and ashy. So if you wait too long to moisturize after you shower, your skin will end up drier than before you shower. Yeah, but if you put it on too soon, then it's just slimy.

2:01.4

Yeah. I know. And here's a perfect, watery emotion. And that sweet, sweet spot, Kelly Raspberry,

2:06.7

is damp skin. Not soaking wet, not super dry. Daly little damp. Applying moisturizer while

2:13.7

your skin is still slightly damp will help trap the water in and it'll strengthen your skin barrier and it reduces dryness, itching, and irritation.

2:22.8

Huh.

2:23.6

And that is what the three minute shower.

2:26.0

Wait three minutes and apply lotion?

2:28.9

After.

2:29.6

So you have three minutes after you step out of the shower to get it all done.

2:32.3

Yeah.

2:32.8

After three minutes, it's over.

2:34.7

I don't like that slimy feeling.

2:38.3

I know.

2:38.9

I like it when I'm nice and cracky, dry, and then put the lotion on it.

2:43.5

Bonus.

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