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I gotta first one, first one, Proud of Blue.

Alright, we all got them and I know, I know y'all are back to school.

So you're itching it, giving us your first world problems and we're ready for them kid nation.

So give us a call at 800 kid lives.

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Speaking of itching, I've heard that that's a side effect to shaving your legs

So maybe that has something to do with this but first world problem from the text I had to shave my legs because guys I ran out of

Nair

Hashtag first world problem. Sorry. Have you guys used Nair? Yes

I tried it when I was younger and hopefully they've improved it turns it turned my hair into goop. It did okay

I kind of burns and curls your hair up a little bit. Yes, it looked like a whole bunch of dead ants and the smell of it is

Oh, it smells good. Yeah, it turns. Okay, good enough. Like I said, hopefully they

Yeah, it's been years, but I'm prove that it was a basically chemicals burning off the hair

Is that what it's called? Magic shake if you try magic. No, I think it's something for the brothers

I don't know if you've noticed that but I'm not very

Black hair dog

Yeah, I won't rub it in. Yeah, you keep rubbing it in with your nice luscious beard, please

So you just put it it's same thing you put on your face and then you shake you you wipe it off with a knife and it comes off

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