Welcome back to another session of Down and Dirty's Noddy Tales from our crew at Adam and Eve.com.

We hope you got a thrill off last week's story, and you took advantage of the Adam and Eve promo code we gave you.

If you missed out, no tripping, it's still available for a short time only,

so you better act quick and use the promo code Dirty50 to get half off a whole bunch

of sexy shit over at Adam and Eve.com. What kind of kinky shit have you been up to this week?

I bet it's nowhere near as fucking amazing as a story you're about to hear. I've already given to listen,

and I know I'll be wanting more. These bitches and mows seem to get it in all the right places.

So sit back, might went up.

Grab a drink or two and get ready to hear this week's wild fuckfest.

I don't recall exactly when I first masturbated,

but I discovered it felt good to rub myself between my legs.

One night, I rolled over onto my stomach, placed my hand between my legs, a finger each side of my lips and clit,

and was rubbing and squeezing when I felt this wonderful feeling overwhelmed me.

I had my first orgasm.

For several years, I would masturbate each night.

I started going out with boys.

I had a few dates, but I hadn't gone out with a guy more than once or twice.

I guess I should describe myself.

On 5'3, I weigh 106 pounds, and I have a nice figure.

I was well blessed up top, and when I walked down the hall, my sweater

went first. One of the best-looking guys in the school came up to me one day at lunch and asked me to

go out with him. I couldn't believe this guy wanted to date me, but he did. He was six feet tall,

...