First Time for Everything | This Past Weekend #205

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2019

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ Theo takes voicemails about listeners first crotch touches, then is joined by Nick for the news, and closes the show with a voicemail about feeling guilty for spending instead of saving. Check out Producer Nick’s podcast: Another Bachelor Podcast http://bit.ly/TPW_AnotherBachelorPodcast Covering Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise This episode brought to you by… Blue Chew Visit https://bluechew.com and enter promo code THEO to receive your first order free plus only $5 shipping Chris Distefano Listen wherever podcasts are available Hair Club Visit https://HairClub.com/THEO for a free hair analysis and free hair care kit Omaha Steaks Visit https://OmahaSteaks.com and type PAST into the search bar to receive $235 worth of meat for only $59.99 Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Music “Every Night” by Jameson Flood https://soundcloud.com/jameson-flood Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Gunt Squad www.patreon.com/theovon Name Aaron Jones Aaron Rasche Aaron Wayne Anselmi Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alexa harvey Andrea Gagliani Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Anthony Holcombe Anthony Schultz Arielle Nicole Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Bad Boi Benny Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brad Moody Brandon Hoffman Brandon Kirkman Carla Huffman Casey Roberts Charles Herbst Christian Coyne Christina Peters Christopher Stath Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dakota Montano Dan Draper Dan Perdue Daniel Chase Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Crook Danny Gill David Christopher David Smith Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Donald blackwell Doug C Drew Munoz Dusty Baker Faye Dvorchak Felicity Black Ginger Levesque Grant Stonex Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia J.P. Jacob Rice Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter Jameson Flood Jason Price Jeffrey Lusero Jenna Sunde Jeremy Johnson Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Jim Floyd Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan R Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kaitlin Mak Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Laszlo Csekey Lauren Williams Lawrence Abinosa Leighton Fields Luke Bennett Madeline Garland Mandy Picke'l Marisa Bruno Matt Kaman Meaghan Lewis Meghan LaCasse Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Butcher Nick Roma Nick Rosing Nikolas Koob Noah Bissell OK Passenger Shaming PF24 Gang Gang Qie Jenkins Rachel Warburton Randal Ranger Rick Robert Mitchell Robyn Tatu Rohail Ryan Hawkins Ryan Walsh Sarah Anderson Scoot B. Scott Wilson Sean Scott Season Vaughan Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Shannon potts Shona MacArthur Suzanne O'Reilly Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tommy Frederick Travis Simpson Tugzy Mills Tyler Harrington (TJ) Victor Montano Victor S Johnson II Vince Gonsalves William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke Harris

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0:00.0	Man, I'm trying to watch this game of thrones and um, and man these guys
0:08.5	They just I mean they cannot get along really or the women or
0:15.1	The women so
0:18.0	I just don't even know what to think anymore. I mean it's just swords and
0:25.1	Pet of feel you and they don't even and what about all the candles that are lit. Do you even notice that?
0:31.9	Every set every bet they got two thousand
0:35.8	They got nine candles everywhere
0:38.6	Somebody's getting murdered and they got three candles behind them
0:42.6	Who's putting them out and you never see anybody?
0:46.3	You know doing like a little bit of fire safety or something protocol whatever I got
0:52.3	Got to quit worrying about some of this stuff
1:10.8	Every
1:21.7	Show
1:30.8	Every night you sleep
1:38.4	Things that you know but you still
1:52.7	It was me every night I lie awake. I feel like a fake. I put on a show
2:04.3	That is Jameson flood
2:09.2	Like the water
2:11.8	I'm if you ever had too much to drink and
2:15.0	uh
2:17.6	And that's similar to a flood, but it's different
2:21.0	Good to be here
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