Let me ask you a question, America.

What's the craziest thing you would do for love?

God, I could lose my mind with a woman like that.

This is the closest thing to sexual tension I felt on any of these stupid days.

One day soon, you are going to piss off the wrong person, and you'd better start praying that person's not me.

You keep your dirty hands off him.

We could win $100 million in a house somewhere far away from the sea.

All that water poisoned for a generation.

Biblical floods and skyrocketing temperatures and whole ecosystems dying out

and whatever the hell is happening with the mosquitoes.

Let go with me. Let go!

It's death out there.

It's death in here.

It's the end of the world, Anuk.

But all those people out there are watching.

The police department in all 47 habitable states

have sent in the wackiest footage ever captured on Bonnie Kid.

It's evil.

It's actual pure evil.

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