First Kid

Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant

Tv & Film, Comedy

5 • 944 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2023

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Guarding the life of the US President's son might not sound like a premise rife with comic potential, but the makers of First Kid (1996) didn't let that hold them back.

In this Walt Disney Pictures movie that is DCOM-adjacent, Agent Sam Simms (played by comedian Sinbad) is tasked with protecting rebellious teen and heir to the Presidential throne Luke Davenport (Brock Pierce). If Simms can keep him off the Snake Internet, that is. Listen now for Andy and Luke's recap of First Kid, plus 90s VR, clip art and much more.

If you've watched First Kid and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm a fish boy who skates with team X-Plades with a leprecorn who plays basketball
0:08.6	come to my smart house
0:11.1	speed by alien sister don't come on house. Hello and I'm one of your hosts Luke Westaway and I'm about to
0:24.7	mom can't cook a decom podcast. I'm one of your hosts Luke Westaway and I'm about
0:31.0	to dive in front of a bullet for the other host. Who is it?
0:35.0	It's me, Andy Farron. Oh, you shouldn't have dived in front of that bullet for me.
0:39.0	What a noble sacrifice.
0:41.0	Don't even worry about it.
0:42.0	Oh, he's not dead yet. You could fire another one if you want.
0:45.7	There we go. They're just finished the job. It's a kindness at this point. They're not going to fire a bullet at me. Think Andy.
0:53.2	If they've got another bullet, they'll simply shoot you the target.
0:56.5	Well, surely you all throw yourself in front of that bullet as well, though.
0:59.6	Well, no, I'm on the ground now. I've been sure. I mean, I could probably get a hand up from the floor and sort of waded around.
1:06.0	Yeah, do it and block the bullet with your hand.
1:08.0	Okay, it went through my hand.
1:11.0	Right, good, he's probably out of ammo now.
1:14.0	And good, I'm saved.
1:18.0	Thanks very much for your noble.
1:20.0	We'll put up an obelisk to you.
1:22.0	I've been dead for 20 seconds at this point.
1:24.0	Well I'm saying this to your corpse.
1:25.4	Saying this to my family.
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