First Drafts Father's Day 2025

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Stephen and Evie Colbert go searching for the perfect Father's Day card. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:30.2	The five-pound meal deal from McDonald's. Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken, medium fries,
0:35.6	four McNuggets, and a medium soft drink for guess what?
0:38.3	That's right, five pounds.
0:40.3	It's not called the five pound meal deal for nothing.
0:43.3	From 11 AM, not available on delivery.
0:46.3	Carbonated soft drink upgrade fees apply.
0:48.3	Participating restaurants, subjects of availability.
0:50.3	It's the Late Show Pots show with Stephen Colbert.
0:59.0	Oh, folks, this Sunday is Father's Day, and what Father's Day without Father's Day cards would ever be complete.
1:06.8	And we'll take a look at some of those in my segment. First drafts.
1:12.6	No, no, stupid!
1:14.3	Ah!
1:15.3	Please welcome the reason I am a father,
1:18.8	my lovely wife, Evie.
1:20.3	My daughter.
1:22.1	I love her.
1:25.0	Hi! Hello! Hello! You look fantastic. Hello. Hi.
1:28.4	Hello.
1:29.7	You look fantastic.
1:30.4	Hello.
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