Gosh I never know what to say on these things.

Well, tell me about yourself.

I host a podcast about etiquette with my wife.

What's it called?

It's Schmannners! Yes. Hello internet. I'm your husband host, Travis McElroy.

And I'm your wife host, Theresa McElroy.

You're listening to Schranner.

It's extraordinary etiquette for ordinary occasions.

Hello, my Duff. Hello, you became very careful with your enunciation.

Yes, this is me now. From now on I speak with excellent addiction. No, I won't do that to everyone listening at home.

No, I'm gonna go back to my lazy marble mouth. So this is another episode of Schmanners.

And it's, it's early morning.

We're in our Jim Jams recording an episode for you to listen to to become a better person.

I don't think that all of this color is really necessary.

No, I'm just, this is me stalling to like come up with something to talk about.

Well, so this episode, speaking of coming is me stalling to come up with something to talk about.

Well, so this episode, speaking of coming up

with things to talk about, this episode

is going to be all about first dates.

And I promised that in the second half, I will tell the story of Teresa and mine's first date and then our first good date

But I did want to address up front. We were talking about this a little bit before we started recording.

When we talk about the history of this and probably when we talk about other aspects of it,

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