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Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

First Date Hate

Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

Pineapple Street Studios

News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Floridian peacock wars, owl decorating tips, and diving deep into first dates. For DBWP, Matt wants you to follow Anti-Racism Daily's Take Action IG account (@ardtakeaction). And FINALLY, we're doing some live shows! Mark your calendars for March 16th at Caroline's on Broadway. Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:04.4

But let's face it, they rarely stick.

0:06.6

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0:08.6

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0:13.1

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0:17.3

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0:20.7

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0:25.6

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0:30.8

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0:36.1

together in one place. It's your digital HQ, where you can increase productivity,

0:40.8

enable flexibility, and automate workflows. Plus, Slack is full of game-changing features,

0:46.5

like huddles for quick check-ins, or Slack Connect, which helps you connect with partners inside

0:51.4

and outside of your company. Slack, where the future works. Get started at slack.com slash

0:58.0

DHQ. Welcome to Unhappy Hour, the show where we bitch about all the things we love to hate

1:04.1

every single week. I'm your host, Matt Bellasai.

1:11.1

I'm recording right next to my producer and co-host, Berry Pinkle. Hi, Berry.

1:16.1

Hi, Matt. Do I sound any different? Can you hear any difference in my personality?

1:21.2

None whatsoever. Guess what? I've got bangs now.

1:27.6

A whole new personality. Everyone can just hear the bangs through the mic.

1:31.2

I could tell you were more of a bitch today. Yes. Today and every day until they grow out because I

1:37.8

stop being able to maintain them. Is that what happens? I don't know how bangs work.

1:42.8

They just grow. Clearly I haven't had bangs since high school. They just grow.

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