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🗓️ 29 July 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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0:00-1:16 Intro

1:17-6:31 Went to the gym instead of my date https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheButtface/comments/14dwblr/aitb_for_canceling_a_date_but_then_going_to_the/

6:32-13:40 I got a waitress fired https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/112memx/aitb_for_getting_waitress_fired_because_she/

13:41-21:34 Asked my ex bf to be my best man https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/14j8vqk/i_forgot_i_dated_my_best_man_really/

21:35-27:05 Dating someone who still sleeps with their ex https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/149b5e1/27m_dating_a_24f_that_still_sleeps_with_her_ex/

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29:25-35:28 I got revenge on a pushy guy https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/12topd5/how_i_got_back_at_a_pushy_guy_on_a_bad_first_date/

35:29-43:37 Friend tried to crash my date https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/14fn5oc/aita_for_telling_a_friend_i_did_not_want_her_to/

43:38-50:10 She forgot we already dated https://www.reddit.com/r/dating_advice/comments/14lgbk5/dont_think_she_realises_weve_dated_before/

50:11-55:19 Tinder led to this?? https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/te15o7/if_someone_had_told_me_that_downloading_tinder/

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0:00.0	Welcome back to more wild Reddit stories. Today I'm joined by Chance and Courtney.
0:05.8	Welcome back, both of you. You both have been here at least like three times?
0:11.1	Twice? I think twice or three times.
0:17.2	What the heck? Okay.
0:25.4	So these stories today, the light theme here is like casual dating.
0:26.9	It's a good theme.
0:28.9	We've covered it on a lot of Reddit stories.
0:30.7	So it's less relationships.
0:35.2	Less relationships, more just like casual, like the early parts of dating. Yeah, probably.
0:36.7	Just getting to know someone. I haven't read them, but, you know.
0:39.3	Great.
0:40.3	Which I'm kind of glad, because relationship ones are often like, they're intense.
0:44.3	And they're harder to relate to unless you've been in a lot of relationships.
0:47.3	Yeah.
0:48.3	So this comes from Am I the But Face, which is interesting because
0:52.3	Am I the Ass asshole tends to ban any
0:55.0	stories that focus on a relationship or dating I think it's because they want it
1:00.3	to go to relationship advice yeah there's specific subredits for things but
1:04.5	am i the butt face was made to kind of circumnavigate that rule but this got
1:09.4	put on am i the devil, which is where...
1:12.6	Oh shit. So the worst of the worst end up. So this might be crazy. Am I the butt face for
1:18.1	canceling a date but then going to the gym? So I, a male 23, matched with this girl who's
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