First Contact Foreplay (Prodigy S1E20)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
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4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
When the only way out of Prodigy’s Wolf 359 is to blow up the damn ship, the kids load up into an escape shuttle without their beloved advisor. But when Hologram Janeway’s last act connects Chakotay’s future with Vice Admiral Janeway’s present, she goes to court for Dal and wins a new mission for the crew. What’s removable on a Rowdy Roddy Piper action figure? Would 10 out of 10 protostar explosion nebulas look great? How motivating could a time butthole message be? It’s the episode that’s mostly denouement!
Music by Adam Ragusea
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| 0:00.0 | Pit-Pip-Guffna! |
| 0:03.7 | To share your embarrassment tour, rolls on. |
| 0:06.7 | Yeah, we're going to London next. |
| 0:08.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:09.6 | Pretty sure we'll survive it, but not 100% sure. |
| 0:12.9 | Yeah, get yourself a ticket. |
| 0:14.5 | It's greatestjentour.com. |
| 0:16.5 | We are roasting Star Trek 5 this time. |
| 0:19.6 | Come on. |
| 0:20.6 | Come on! |
| 0:21.6 | What's it going to take to put you in a Star Trek 5 roast today? |
| 0:25.1 | Tickets still available for Chicago, Minneapolis, Boston, and Brooklyn right after |
| 0:29.9 | we get home from London. |
| 0:31.6 | It is a touring crucible for me and Ben, and we're doing it all for the FOD's out there. |
| 0:38.9 | Get yourself a ticket at greatestjentour.com. |
| 0:42.0 | Right now, greatestjentour.com. |
| 0:44.0 | My friends, the Great Expert. |
| 0:47.0 | The Great Expert. |
| 0:48.0 | Projectjent. |
| 0:49.0 | Projectjent. |
| 0:50.0 | Headed. |
| 0:51.0 | Trink. |
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