Welcome to it, ladies and gentlemen, it is the dare-cutter show, and I'm sad to say that this is the final edition for reasons that will become clear as soon as I tell you that it's the first of April, 25, happy April Fool's Day.

Sorry, those of you were hoping you lose, but maybe some of you gasped a little bit.

Happy Tuesday to you.

I'm Derek Hunter.

This is the Derek Hunter podcast.

I appreciate you listening, download to Charantana, friend, all that stuff before Quinn went to you. I'm Derek Hunter. This is the Derek Hunter podcast. I appreciate you listening, download to Charantan, telling a friend, all that stuff before

Quinn went to bed.

She's like, tomorrow is April Fool's Day.

I have to remember that.

And then she starts asking me if I was going to pull any pranks, if I had anything planned.

And it was like, well, first of all, I wouldn't tell you, I told her.

But then I thought, crap, now I got a plan. Now I got to do something. So I don't know what I'm

going to do. They're going to, they have to go out and I have a doctor's appointment and maybe

it's supposed to be a little cold though so I can I can't, like, pelt them with water balloons.

I don't know what the hell, if anything, I'm going to do.

But now I'm going to feel like a failure as a father if I don't come up with a good one.

Last year, I came home from work and where I put my keys, I opened a little cabinet,

and a whole bunch of balloons fell out on me. I thought it was really weird that everybody was really concerned that I go and put my wallet and keys away.

Well, I guess you could probably use that.

Anyway, welcome to the show.

So much going on.

It is, you know, one of those days where you go, where do you start?

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