Firelight (Taylor Swift)

The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast

The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers

After Shows, Tv & Film, Comedy, Music, Music Commentary

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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This week The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers start off with a shocking update for one of their members. Don’t worry he’s okay...more or less. But despite the jokes…it is very serious and we all wish him well. IN ADDITION they talk about the 2009 Twilight-inspired digital short starring a young up-and-coming musician named Taylor Swift. Taylor has been in the news lately for her engagement to the Kansas City Chiefs’ Travis Kelce. And yes we put that in this description for dem clicks! They also talk about Taylor’s episode that started off with her own host-written monologue song and Seth apologizes for not understanding her songwriting skills. And then Andy gets to talk about the first part of one of his favorite recurring sketches Bunny Business. And Akiva shows some clips from Raw Deal with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dirty Harry with a farting dog. All that and more this week! We love you Jorm!! Firelight (Taylor Swift) | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDmNUY2TKuM&t=1s The Lonely Island falls off a horse | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWRlVrcz1OI The Roses Trailer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkgMaS5gbaA&t=4s Digman! Season 2 Trailer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knZyc7cVyhI The Best of Stath | Stath Lets Flats | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBefactaTzg&t=2s A Whole Lifetime with Jamie Demetriou | https://www.netflix.com/title/81326176 Sudden Impact Dog Fart | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XEjC8IDmKs The 14 Best Tennis Scenes in Movies | https://www.vulture.com/article/best-tennis-movies-scenes-ranked.html Seven Days in Hell Official Trailer | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpsMi3Q2fok Peyton Manning United Way | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEEYbXVCoT0&t=1s Frankenstein on Congressional Budget Cuts | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mawve_3NSj4 Taylor Swift Monologue Song | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2twcSFYlt0 Bunny Business | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6CTD0L154s Horse Play Soundtrack | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VqqYj7UW3U F1 The Album | https://open.spotify.com/album/2HwRKkEp7jXbxXwcGyZYHK?si=zIvpofUbTPGtaHyJ-nphAA Special ""Andy's Corner"" piano composition and arrangement by Derek Porter Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired. Photos and anything else mentioned in the episode can be found by following us on Instagram @thelonelyislandpod Please support our sponsors: QuinceLevel up your bedding this fall with Quince. Go to Quince dot com slash ISLAND for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Wonderful PistachiosGrab a bag today. www.wonderfulpistachios.comVuoriGet 20% off your FIRST purchase. Get yourself some of the most comfortable and versatile clothing on the planet at vuori.com/ISLANDNord NPNGet exclusive NordVPN deal here ➵ https://NordVPN.com/lonelyisland It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! You can get a huge discount on a 2 year plan plus 4 additional bonus months Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the Lonely Island and Seth Myers podcast.
0:07.0	All right, we're just going to get into it.
0:10.0	Hey, everybody.
0:11.0	This is Seth and this is the Lonely Island podcast.
0:14.0	And we've had an incident with one of our members that we want to address right off the top.
0:19.0	Our dear friend Yorma, can we hand it over to you to explain?
0:23.5	I feel like the minute you said with one of our members, everyone was like,
0:29.1	I know who it is.
0:33.5	No, here's the thing.
0:34.6	Oh, boy.
0:35.2	I'm a very active guy, as all of you guys know.
0:38.7	I love building things.
0:42.7	And I do have a place up in Connecticut.
0:45.6	It's like this super old farmhouse.
0:47.3	It's built in 1739.
0:49.1	It's very funky.
0:50.2	Keith's been there.
0:50.9	It's a vibe.
0:52.2	It's like very Calvin Hobbs.
0:53.4	It's very nice.
0:54.4	I feel like everybody assumed you like to make like t-shirts with weird things on them. I like it all. I don't think people jump to like super hit. Right, right. No, but you build, you build big things there and a bear tore down. I forget what that structure was you built. Yeah, but I like I built, like during, I built, like, a, you know, a tree house and a clubhouse and a dog, like, all kinds of shit. This is the most casual wind-up for one of the craziest things that's ever happened. I know. Yes. Yes. I feel like everybody's, like, it can't be that bad. Yeah. So, yeah. So, okay, I'll try to condense it so it's funnier. You don't have to, buddy. So one of the projects that I wanted to do this summer was I wanted to build, like, there's a barn, and the back half of the barn has this big white wall. And I was like, oh, this is great. We can do a big mural.
1:45.8	The mural would be very, very large at the top. The apex of this barn is like 25 feet. I was like,
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